Wait, what is voting? Guys, I need more people to remind me. Also, I didn't receive enough unsolicited text message… https://t.co/X7xExWtCDKTuesday, Nov 06, 2018 11:35 am

@only_office Documents app appears to have a bug on iOS 12 beta, FYI. App closes upon loading.Tuesday, Aug 28, 2018 6:06 pm

When will @instagram and @Snapchat learn that vertical video is highly offensive?Thursday, Jun 21, 2018 2:04 pm

You can pretty accurately tell if someone has a purpose in life by how fast they walk.Friday, Jun 23, 2017 1:12 pm

"Easy choices, hard life. Hard choices, easy life." https://t.co/l8O65JGdah @tferrissTuesday, Jun 13, 2017 9:01 pm